Bubble butt. Or have I been doing that too much lately? It'll be covered in chicken feathers, and shaped like a chicken. Is your school playground a gateay to the underworld? A good one. Now, wasn't that entertainment. I finnaly get some free time to rant and rave and all my topics just magically melted away. I'm back. I bet it does. YES, I'M YELLING! Humor the crazy person, okay? Anyway, I'm gonna go. I feel like I should be outraged about some topic or another. It really lets me get to know you. Discover short videos related to boy shut your bubblegum on TikTok. Seeya. Good. I'm back again. Today I will be mercifully brief. For all you know you could be staring at that freaky 3-D maze screen saver with a blank look on your face while you THINK you're reading an inhumanly long text. Plus, boxes are more convient than bags. And she doesn't even LIKE carrots! Okay, this next rant has nothing to do whatsoever with Halloweenwhich is to be expected because it's been several days since then. How to Format Lyrics: Type out all lyrics, even repeating song parts like the chorus; Lyrics should be broken down into individual lines; Use section headers above different song parts like [Verse . WHAT!? Oh, well. It can be very confusing, especially if you weren't paying attention in the first place. It's okay. Am I enjoying asking retorical questions? Okay, one day, in the future, smoke dectectors will probably activate litte fire-fighter bots that every home will have. Now you may be wondering what horrible beast is Moose's arch-enemy. It sucked. AND THAT IS WHY TOASTER PASTRIES WILL BURST INTO FLAMES IF YOU DON'T KEEP AN EYE ON THEM! It will translate any thing, to anything else. Perhaps Kodak is actually a front organization for a shadowy governmental system that controls the entire world and didn't want mankind to obtain the freedom of the stars and so tried to sabotauge the space program even though it didn't work as well as they planned. A complete and total degregation of our societies values. Help me! Minerals added for a pure, fresh taste." and our Explore the latest videos from hashtags: #yourbubblegum . Yeaha topic would be good. Seeya! It's more like techno talk about arrays and how much I suck and whether or not the Braves will win this year. And really angry, and confused. Doesn't that make you feel better? I'm gonna start counting how many times I say back. Number Three: I could have studied and stuff. KYOTO, Japan - Super Smash Bros. creator Mashiro Sakurai shocked the gaming community today by finally announcing that fan favorite character Captain Falcon gets his powers from his strong faith in Jesus Christ. )And for all the idiots out there: Try new and improved Dum-B-Gon! There's even a money back guarantee. There are not going to be conspiraciesor humor of any kind. Any use thereof that is not stated in the above mentioned statement would make the author, hereby referred to as Patron Saint of Paper Clips, very angry. We got to go to a bar and play pool!!!!! But I probably will eventually get around to having a seperate page just for the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK. But never senile. Did you really think I'd give you guys my ADDRESS? AND I DONT BLAME YOU!! | 3.89 KB, GetText | I get home from work at 5:30p.m. I'd probably lose money, but the concept is interesting. Sleeping is fun. Too bad. Sometimes I just do this, you know? By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the. I don't exactly know where it isoh, well. As you read this Historicly Accurate Anecdote, you must realize the parallel between it and the fable The Emperoro's New Clothes. I'm like the little engine that could. Like a muffin. Unless someone does something, Neo, Morpheus and many others will die. So if you have an infinite number of people, some are going to have entire books of coherent stuff. It sucked. But I'm sure that if I just would have put my mind to it, I could have done it. I'm back! I just keep going, and going and going. It just sounded very professional to say it. Today I had the misfortune of playing a Treasure Planet game on neopets.com It was terrible. You CANNOT DENY it! You figure that one of those 100 people would actually have a coherent phrase. That's right, a sword! I'm still peeved about the cartoon owl from the Tootsie Roll Pop commercials. WE have been having very profound thoughts lately. You know, the small, white feather. Now I have decided to go for a world record. But, maybe that's just the difference between you and me. Perhaps, one day, far in the future, this will actually be a world record and random people will acutally voluntarily read this text every day. Work. Or not. I translated it from German to English and got "I am the Moved Taco!" Types Of Mental Illness . I'm back! It just seems extremly weird (and worthy of mentioning) that this semi-important guy from Kansas believes in a "vast breakfast food conspiracy". I usually have less than 30 minutes. That also explains why normal stuff confuses me. Unfortunalty, several of those reasons LEGITAMITLY apply to a certain activity I do every Tuesday, which WILL NOT BE NAMED HERE LEST I GIVE IT POWER OVER ME! . Goodwhat? Oh, by the way, I noticed that whenever I use spell-check, my stupid computer turns the word probley into to word problem. Later that day, she decided we were NOT going north, we were going south to a beach resort. When she came back, 'lo and behold, she had a tan. Your subconsious mind acts on whatever it is told. Hmmmmintersting. Ain't it nifty? I'm sorry that today's rant isn't random, insane or completely chaotic, but I must right my experience with The Matrix before I forget. Awwwwisn't he cute? We got there, we ate. Hey, I'm back again! Roast: Boy, shut your bubble gum dum dum belt buckle banana truphle Huned Knuckle knuckle Skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned . i like sugar. Sofor the first time in about 5 yearsI wore a dressand something that was complelty white. You can't blame me. And I became inspired to talk about nothing. How can you pass up this revolutionary new product? The actually think that their skin's efforts to protect them are ATTRACTIVE. the whole time, even during the name-calling, seniors were playing with silly string and beachballs. And why do I even care? Based. Maybe I should put quotation marks around themnah, too much work. (To this day, however, I will almost literally kill for a box of Cheez-It party mix, as it is a rare commodity at my house.) Here is the sum total of my group's work. She's my little puppyshe fears grape flavored stuff, wind, rain, television, noise, silence, small children and pretty much everything. Even though air is light, that much air adds up. If the facts beg to differ, than the facts are wrong. i hate dress shoes. Why can't I? 2021, I know no one will care but got my first car. Look verbatim up. Still later that day, she got offended at some trivial thing and decided that we weren't going anywhere at all. I'm back. You mean that I'm just randomly responding regardless of your reactions? about my site, and called me weird. 79-year-old San Bernardino man was beater de*th in Tijuana while delivering donations to those in need. It makes you think of Name-Brand vs. Generic cereal brands. Okayon to: #2 You can get out of practically anything by saying: a)It's against my religion b)I'm allergic to that. He even tried to hide the sword behind his back! JOsh says it was only one piece of cake. If you expect nothing, and get nothing, you feel nothing. "lower the quality"? I don't think there actually are any. Honestly, the more time I waste playing the game, the less time I'll work on this site and the less stuff you gotta read. It was fun, but exhausting. Gambling is so much fun! That way I can just outlaw the need for gravity and air pressure! I thought of another very good reason to assist with the Official Flaming Chickens Lunar Colony! It says that in black ander lime green! I'm baaaaa-ack! If you you don't have time to waste, what are you doing here?!!! There are an infinite number of worlds with Harry Potter. The Patron Saint of Paper Clips in no way wishes harm on your computer. What must I do to rise above obscurity? I sure am. It's strange. Why not click on the Very Weird Stuff link to see more, or click on the music link? *scrunches eyes and makes funny sounds* Nope. (Like alternate dimensions and stuff) So, there is a world where you are the creator of this Longest Text Ever. Everyone, clap for "Meg".I gotta goseeya later! Wal-mart TV is evil. If that's not a vast conspiracy, then nothing on this Earth is. I can clone myself and form and angry mob? Perhaps their just trying to be nice. I had some conspriacy or another to rant about. But this proof degrades this mysterious, mystical and mystifying "quality" of my words. Before she could start listing all of America's enemies, I gave her a hint. My mother visited relatives. And lastly, you'd have to know where the heck this site is. Dec 13, 2019 - 453 points 8 comments - Your daily dose of funny memes, reaction meme pictures, GIFs and videos. It's not fair, ya know? It MUST be true! I don't want a full year of work. Which is what I'm about to do. Oh, well. Wellbetter goI need to plan this out moreI'm back. I can usually fall back asleep (if I don't panic and think I'm late for school), but the stupid thing wakes me up again exactly seven hours after I originally fell asleep. I won't be able to feed my various imaginary pets and friends their beloved imaginary food! I fought with vegitables, covered myself in bubble wrap, groveled before the Great Banana and dodge skittles and flying doughnuts and rubber chikens. Furthormore, is it considered accepted behavior to talk to these dead reptiles, in a cooey, baby talky kind of voice? It'd be like someone thinking that scabs are atractive, 'case they protect you from disease. We need to act now! You could be the figment of someone else's dream. Sometimes I crack myself up. See, very weird. Every fantasy the human mind has concieved exist at some place in the universe. My answer is simple. My definition of fasion includes clothes, shoes, jewelery and all things of that nature. CHECK OUT MY ARMPITS!!! Anyway, only watch wal-mart if you WANT to be subliminaly entertained into purchasing a new set of TUPERWARE, even though your old set is PERFECTLY fine. Which means that there are an infinite number of worlds with humanoid life. I mean, after all, I made this site. I could be playing neopets, but ever since my bad experience with Treasure Planet, I don't feel like it. You seewhen it's hot, you want something cold to eat. And not so cheesed off about the whole tootsie roll pop thing. In obscure cookbooks. I'm not sure how I CAN be brief since I have absolutly nothing to say. I was almost completly covered in (fake) bloodit was sticky toward the end. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. No! Somehow, I managed to make my furby die. I'll tell you why. Oh, yeah. Anyway, seeya! Okay. Why do weird people (myself included) obsess about monkeys? Wasn't it super? Well, my squirell now has an arch-enemy. If you can sleep through a raging fire, close enough to set off the smoke detector, then you are definitly going to sleep through the smoke detector. | 0.12 KB, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. I only mention this 'cause I've accidently spelled constipation instead of conspiracy a few times. If you can still think during all that incessent beeping, you'll probably find evidence that I'm really paranoid. No? I'm back! Each Friday, I wait (all tingly with anticipation) for the weekend so that I can stay up 'till the wee hours of the morning and sleep past noon. **** THAT LIPSTICKS THE WRONG COLOR FOR YOU!! It only takes a little light to help those thingies, and smoke detectors provide more than a little. there were lots of fireworks. The winner not only gets the million-dollar prize, they get the chance to produce the show they created. bubbleeees. I guess I'll just rant and rave about that whole vicious downward spiral of my writing. My dude red. And not so pissed at my weird family. When you eat so much pineapple in a day. They expand your mind, making you think about all the things they could do. Now MY brain meats feel explody. We're not sure. I can't remember what I was gonna rant about. Everything is fine. Even though my schedule is technically supposed to be completly differnt. I have very low expectations of my site. Then you'll see these cute little "days-of-the-week" earrings at the mall, and you'll just have to get a few sets, just in case you lose some. To pour your heart and soul into a passage, and have everyone ignore it. We just picked random words in the selection and wrote about them. Anyway, like the "diet supplement" people, the earring manufacturers KNOW that once they pierce you, you'll be hooked for life. (on accident, vast number of times) Hee-Hee! Yep! Alphabet Lore bubble gum. How do you stop them? But wait! Of course, when I started out I accidentally hit the rocks approximately three million times. Because there are an infinite number of people on either side of the spectrum. WowI really must be bored. The possibilities are literally endless. You know you want to! This would have resulted in the deaths of numerous pedistriansand I would still probably be wondering around in search of a McDonalds. (Though whether it was the tan or the skimpy suits, no one will ever know.) You need a fire truck at this point.Boy, shut cho bubblegum dum dum belt buckle banana truphle huned kunucklenuckle skin tone chicken bone goo. Even though it gains pleasure from squishing my spine. Parents would increase the purchase of entertainment items. But I seriously wonder what something written by a senile person would be like. Or possibly a really good president who wanted to fly to the moon. The Official FLaming-Chickens Handbook already confirms that fact! And then go door to door distributing it. Isn't vast a funny word? Even the air is conspiring to squish me! I will just type, and type, and never, ever use copy and paste. isnt paying attention. No? The point is that it is nice to have readers. I'm gonna quote from the FLAMING CHICKENS HANDBOOK again! (Next exciting commercial! I've finnally figured out sorta, maybe, kinda, how to do stuff to make it more real. Seeya! Too bad. The vendors even play whimsical music which I strongly suspect contains subliminal messages to make you hungry for ice cream. I gave him cupcakes, and presents, and did everything I could to befriend him! When I related this story to my friends (including "Meg") they thought it was hilarious. Think about that old saying about "If you gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, eventually they would reproduce the entire works of Shakespear". You don't know either? Then he preceeded to trash my room, scattering kleenex everywhere. It just looks weird. *sniffle* I just want to have some FREAKIN' variety in my daily grind, you know? My family also strongly suspects that she stole $20 from the donation thingy. The best way to be brief is to quit now. Number Nine: Now it's just getting redundant, isn't it? Oh, guess what? HA! Maybe I should use spell-check. But how, may I ask, can you find the end of the FREAKIN' universe? Some people disagree, the director of the Kansas Geological Survey said "I think this is part of a vast breakfast food conspiracy to denigrate Kansas. Especially since I'm bothering to write all this. You cannot DEFEAT me! My dadwas on this site. Any way, I'm leaving to eat some Cheessy goodness! Okay, back to the flaming-chickens LTE rivalry. Yes, it goes on and on my friend. And hotand smoky. AwwwwwI'm touched! You knowI enjoy having these conversations with you. Now, you may be wondering what is so terrifying about a small, white, feather. What a crazy idea. The world may never know. After complaining how hungry she was, and about the poor quality of the resteraunt, she walked out of the resteraunt, instructing the rest of us to "enjoy our meals". I would be. Today I will be mercifully brief. It was fun. With a shake, the future is revealed! Perhaps my family is just so weird, we've lost all sense of perspective. they were special wings. *sniffle* Why must this be? Of course, you also end life by sneezing, eating, sleeping, and watching T.V. Fighting in the American Civil War? but if I do, only friends and enemies will receive copies. I'm back. An enemy so hideous that Moose must destroy it at all costs. This is a test, I repeat only a test. But it's legs were still moving and it was alive. Anyway, that's my rant on the new generation that contains my little sister. I'd probley come here, but that isn't much of a surprise. And on to: Number Eight: I could haveuhhhhummmmmactually thought up these things before hand. But now I realize that I am considerably more normal than the rest of my family. It's spiffy. The 'Shut yo bubble gum dum dum' sound clip is made by Scully. Not only that, but how do you know that YOU actually exist? When I pressed her, she confessed she didn't know what chrisianity was. I don't WANT to do the same thing for an entire year. And I've realized that I am a complete idiot. All along, my entire family has scoffed (nifty word, isn't it?) I repeat, lock all you doors and windows, this is it. And insanity. I'm tired. This has been a weird day. Perhaps you don't have time to waste e-mailing me. And now, back to our featured presentation. Warning: this product is illegal in most states) Wasn't that entertaining? PARTS BREAK AFTER OVERUSE!! How could you? Another article claims that an anitseptic turned a polar bear purple, drawing large crowds of people. If I told you, I'd have to kill you and all that stuff. Here's what I wrote this weekend: Woooooo! HI! Oh, by the way, I was paid a decent compliment today. I think I'm so tired I can't sleep. You see, most people, they don't like reading or writing. i felt sorry for my dad. Wellprepare to be enlightened. I learned this from my calculator. Since I'm not particualarly inspired at the moment, I should leave and let you gather what is left of your sanity. The following is everything I wrote during that sugar-coated time period. Experience vague, pain-like sensations when you're not paying attention) This has been a public service announcement. Especially since no one but me would ask the question. I'm going, you're on you're own! Instead they appear to be a nuclear armagedon in the form of a fifth grader. I spend from 8-5 doing what everyone else wants. Come on, I won't hurt you, I promise! Let's see: 12345! And so, I'll take a trip down memory lane, to the dark depths of the past, to when I decided to make this page. Speaking of publishing, I do plan on somehow, someday publishing this as the first rambling narrative that makes no sense, and is about as interesting as rereading the almanac. She immediatly replied "Clara Barton". Did it make more sense that this text? That way all the members (what members) can print out a copy of it for themselves (if they didn't get that copy in the mail) I guess I'm done for the dayI know. Who'da thought it? Who'd thought that I could use time that many times in only a few sentences? Because eventually, I'll be back! And then the quality will go down and the vicious spiral of good and bad will continue untill I either give up this text, or go crazyer. Who am I kidding? Maybe they're here right now! That was the high point of the entire trip. 'Ah the power of cheese!' And so the week went by. That's how I knew it's name, picture and what it did. Oooo! Obviously not. Fire is free. But people buy name brands. Since all that nifty air isn't pressin' on you, your guts and stuff are free to go wherever they want, and the EVIL little things decide to roam around. But it's not. It hurt. Conviently, ice cream trucks come around during the hottest part of the year (it must be a conspiracy). They just like how I know lots of pointless laws and random facts. Did you know that there is over two miles of air sitting on you right now? Unless, of course, the government was smart enough to have cameras without the blinkie light. Right now, my spacebar is malfunctioningthat's not goodI have to press it two or three times just to insert a freaking space. *there's that darn cricket again* And I have a genuine question to ask all of my loyal readers *cough-cough* Okay, here it is: Is it normal for a non-gender specific sibling to carry around various dead reptiles (snakes, turtles, lizards etc.) WaitI really don't even know if anyone bothers to read this. I only know that I'm entertaining me, which was my original goal. Ice cream trucks! And now, for the million-dollar question: How many calories are there in a single serving of Mustard? He is pure evil. That will be a wonderous day. Those TACO buttons don't make themselves, you know. (Believe me, though, you never want to see me driveI get easily distracted by clouds and signs saying FREE KITTIES!kitties are hugablebut if you hug themthey'll scratch your eyes outso then you have to hiss at them and establish dominencebut kitties don't like thateven though dogs dobut kitties are obviously not dogseven though they are fuzzy.) Code: 888 of The Flaming Chickens Handbook states that The Patron Saint of Paperclips (still me) is always right. This has been a public service announcment. I don't want year-round classes. No matter how unlikely something is, if the universe is infinite, it's happening an infinite number of times. All the good possibilities effectivly cancel out the bad ones, leaving the sum total of you and your counterparts experiences as nothing. Bubbles: Its been a weird day. On video games. JSON | Can a senile person write? Purposly damaging the skin so you can look "attractive". I'm back. It seems like blaggerent plagerism. WARNING: Leave food sit in an open, well-venilated spot for a week before eating. You just let me rant on and on for you KNEW that eventually I would confuse myself with my vast puddle of knowledge. If this was quality work, I'd publish it and make a fortune. It's the same concept. The sleeping person will gradually get used to it (and incorporate it into their dreams). Uhyou don't have to take the subliminal stuff seriously. She didn't know. For that matter, how do you know that ANYTHING but you exists! I'm leaving nowI have some destruction to do. Maybe. Hey, it's the 3 r's! And, are monkeys spelled monkies? I will show you an example with this completly true stuff that I experienced several years ago. I bet you couldn't tell. :) Seeya! Isnt' that nice? Below is the best information and knowledge about dum dum bubble gum compiled and compiled by the bmr.edu.vn team, along with other related topics such as: dum dum bubble gum roast, shut yo dum dum bubble gum, dum dum bubble gum lollipops, do dum dums have gum inside, shut your bubblegum dum dum lyrics, shut yo dum dum bubble gum belt buckle, Definitly. You can thank my associate "Meg" she came up with the PSOA acronym. Now her sister sounds an alarm whenever she sees the evil feather. It's great for making random topics weave together to form an overall infrastructure of chaos. What line of buisness, do you ask? Why, because they assume it's better quality. But, act now, or it will be too late, and you will be one of the losers that we'll be laughing at, assuming we have air to laugh with. THE REST OF THE STUFF I TYPE WILL BE COMPLETLY IN CAPS JUST BECAUSE I CAN. Plus, the kids at the daycare (where I work, obviously) say that I'm "cool to talk to". Now I'm back again. YOU'RE ALL ZOMBIE THIGH-FAT PEOPLE BROUGHT INTO ANIMATION BY SOME EVIL FORCE OF FORCEFUL EVIL!!! Pure means, well, no extra stuff. In the mean time, I'll just sit here and type with my eyes closed. were stuck in here, (alone my dear) and well problem never get out so dont start to shout. I also would like such persons to immediatly leave my site. It's stupid. UnfortunantlyI must leavebefore the confusion spreads and I do something stupidlike revealing my one weakness before youTHAT'S IT! What an eccentric idea! I for one, didn't know about such dire consequences for not deliberatly failing classes. well never know but oh crap its starting to snow and its time to show and tell about the well that you found last summer at camp when it was damp it was near the ramp oh god why must this be I liked that tree but now its gone, farewell so long Ill miss you as long as you write but then Im afraid to say good-night. *sighs* Why does my life have to be so weird? I clarified, which countries fought in the Civil War. Seeya. You don't belong here. Well, next time you buy your $3 FREAKIN' dollar bottle of water, consider this. I'm back! That made him happy. The foil will make up the beak and the folded legs, and the thruster can simulate the tail. And most people don't even come here. Then I wait for my mom and dad to stop playing Collapse II so that I can get on. Couldn't you just stick some jelly in a piecrust and bake it? *sigh* I can't think of anything to write. Whereas I'm more into the whole ranting and raving stage right now. ME: Yep. But none have struck terror in her little moose heart like this particular feather. I DO NOT LIKE CHANGE! Enjoy! claims no knowledge as to where that particullary nasty rumor started, but confirms that this is the best site ever. I WANT to write. Because in some world, the video game is real. You'll wear these "festive" earings for about a day and then abandon them in some dark cranny of your closet because you simply can't wear the same earrings two years in a row for heaven's sake! And if you expect something and get nothing, you feel cheated. That's right, folks. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. The insanity and stupidity is mind boggling! NO, wait. I thought of a topic on the way home, but forgot it. OkayI'm backI think that eventually half of this thing will consist of the word back over and over againthat's just weird. Not even my friends*sniffle* The just ignore this poor, pathetic little page. Aren't you happy? Time for another quote from the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK!!! So my dad picked a steak place. I pity them, I really do. Are you happy? Number Five: I could have read more books, played more video games and watched more mindless television. Never mind. WAIT JUST A POLYP PICKING MINUTE!! In return companies would make a profit, pay their workers better. Only if I had multiple personalities. No, really. That's why it MUST be EVIL! And you, the potentially non-existant reader gets a once in a lifetime chance to hear me rant and rave about my Horrible, Horrible Family Vacation. I forgot it's name. And I only took the quiz once, too. I hope not. Or maybe I am monumentally bored and don't have anything else to do at the moment. I think it's pretty funny. Especially since I don't have viewers. If (and this is a big if) the world DOES survive, we can beg them for food, oxygen and other supplies. And what did he do to me? AS soon as you're pierced, you have to buy "starter" earrings. SEEYA! Another reason why this isn't as long as Galaxy's is that I refuse to write every day as it would--this is the funny part--LOWER THE QUALITY OF MY OVERALL WORK! It's been awhile, (at least two weeks) since I've written here. (In a very vast sense) And: did you ever notice that the word "conspiracy" is vastly similar to the word "constipation". OhI'm rambling again, aren't I? That means I really can justify claiming to have two and a half readers! I wonder if I've made the world record? Sonaturally I put her arch-enemy in my pocket and brought it home with me. You must check out the fortunes section of the random stuff page! of toilet paper, to do everything. Not that I know anything about medicineor cancer for that matter.