How did you survive this ordeal? Major Dieter Hellstrom: Look, she's not a military strategist. [mispronouncing the name] You're not trying to fill the house, they're fighting for seats. Lt. Aldo Raine: Pfc. We order three glasses. Col. Hans Landa: Donny Donowitz If you want to win the war, tonight; [Landa lightly chops his hands down against the table]. Is that the way you say it? [He digs his fingers into her bullet wound. : Lt. Aldo Raine Heard of 'em? Joseph Goebbels: Whiskey, straight. Now that I can't abide. And yes, some Germans will die, and yes, it will ruin the evening, and yes, Goebbels will be very, very, very mad at you for what you've done to his big night but you won't get Hitler, you won't get Goebbels, you won't get Gring, and you won't get Bormann. After that, while talking to him, one of the soldiers appear to be alive, and one of the Basterds answers him with a shot. Lt. Archie Hicox: Pfc. I know the film camera does. Sgt. But you take off that uniform, ain't no one ever gonna know you were a Nazi. ,Lt. Archie Hicox: Inglourious Basterds (2009) Quotes Showing all 77 items Lt. Aldo Raine : Well, I speak the most Italian, so I'll be your escort. What a tremendously hostile world that a rat must endure. [in German] : Bridget von Hammersmark "Looks like the shoe's on the other foot." Make it yourself like a good chap, will you? Brad Pitt takes no prisoners in Quentin Tarantino's high-octane WWII revenge fantasy Inglourious Basterds. Bridget von Hammersmark: , Shosanna Dreyfus: Joseph Goebbels: I've been rethinking my position in regards to your Paris premiere of "Nation's Pride". What do you man, the Little Man? Have I been shot? So, tell 'em we let you live so you could spread the word through the ranks what's gonna happen to every Nazi we find. Lt. Archie Hicox Eliza on Ice? I have no doubt. Marcel: But if I don't pick up this phone right here, you may very well get all four and if you get all four, you'll end the war tonight. Lt. Aldo Raine: Just keep your fuckin' mouth shut. Lt. Aldo Raine Am I pronouncing it correctly? Perrier LaPadite: [giddy] My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. But stay alert outside. [busy scalping Hermann] Francesca Mondino: I mean, you're a little fellow, but not circus-midget little, as your reputation would suggest. Updated by Ben Sherlock on May 6th, 2020: Inglourious Basterds remains one of Quentin Tarantino's most popular movies, even with Once Upon a Time in Hollywood being hailed as a new peak in the filmmaker's career. Donowitz speaks the second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman. Gentlemen, I have no intention of killing Hitler and killing Goebbels and killing Gring and killing Bormann, not to mention winning the war single-handedly for the Allies, only later to find myself standing before a Jewish tribunal. Make a deal. [cut to Hitler] Where Bridget von Hammersmark? Yeah! Now, when you report what happened here, you can't tell 'em you told us what you told us. Have I been shot? Col. Hans Landa He *does* hail from the bottom of Piz Palu. Pvt. Kliest: I've done my share of bootlegging. A general. Master SGT. Long story short: We hear a story too good to be true, it ain't. Lt. Aldo Raine: Now, if one were to determine what attribute the German people share with a beast, it would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk. : Col. Hans Landa: Donny Donowitz: The bar's in the globe. Smithson Utivich Yeah, in a basement. I can see since you didn't see what happened inside, that the Nazis being there must look odd. He had just become a father! Now if that patrol were to have any crackshots, that orchard would be a goddamn sniper's delight. So, I'm gonna give you a little something you can't take off. Buongiorno. : Director Quentin Tarantino Writer Quentin Tarantino Stars Brad Pitt Diane Kruger Eli Roth See production, box office & company info Watch on Prime Video : Smithson Utivich [in Italian] Pfc. What are their titles? To continue to speak it so inadequately would only serve to embarrass me. [in German, with subtitles] Perrier LaPadite: Sound good? Wilhelm That's the German three. If you want to win the war, tonight; [Landa lightly chops his hands down against the table]. [yelling while aiming his gun at the front entrance of the basement-tavern] [in German] Donowitz speaks the second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman. "Looks like the shoe's on the other foot." Omar Ulmer But Herr Goebbels, that's not such a bad thing. The other two were going as a German cameraman and his assistant. I've been chewed out before. [suddenly in German] Lt. Aldo Raine Col. Hans Landa When you join my command, you take on debit. They seem to be able to appear and disappear at will. [threatening a French film developer] [cut to Landa screaming and crying as Raine carves a swastika into his forehead]. | But like any enterprise, when under new management, there's always a slight duplication of efforts. Lt. Archie Hicox: Cpl. : Pfc. Is that the way you say it? He had just become a-. [Raine is interrogating Rachtman and poitning out all of his men]. But your status as a Nazi killer is still amateur. Donny Donowitz I've been rethinking my position in regards to your Paris premiere of "Nation's Pride". One of the strongest traits of Waltz's character is, undoubtedly, his ability to switch from one . Bridget von Hammersmark Yeah, we got a word for that kinda odd in English. We're American! I think this just might be my masterpiece! It's called "suspicious". Pfc. We just wanted to say we're a big fan of your work. Wouldn't you agree? You speak German better than your friends? [very bad Italian accent] And except for the tail, they even rather look alike, don't they? Master SGT. [in French] [translates into French]. He went yardo on that one, out to fuckin' Lansdowne Street! Well, back to the whereabouts of your two Italian saboteurs. Shosanna Dreyfus: (Instead of saying "it won't be hard to find" he says "it won't be hard of find") 1.5K 84 84 comments Add a Comment [in German] Is that the way you say it? Col. Hans Landa: [On the Germans attending the film premiere] Narrator: ,Cpl. We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. : Bridget von Hammersmark: And I want my scalps. It's just a name that stuck. Lt. Aldo Raine [Hellstrom is trying to guess the famous person on his forehead, which is King Kong]. "That's a bingo"? Pfc. : Lt. Aldo Raine [in German] [Landa aggressively grabs Bridget by the throat, throws her off the chair and violently strangles her to death]. Bridget von Hammersmark: [yelling in German] 0025192015397. eBay Product ID (ePID) 78807753. But I digress. The jeopardy is a single opportunity to kill Nazi leadership at a movie premiere. Bridget gives in and places her foot in Landa's lap. Yeah, they made that deal, but they don't give a fuck about him. Lt. Aldo Raine: Showing all 9 items Jump to: Photos (6) Quotes (3) Photos . Omar third most so he'll be Donnie's assistant." . : Pfc. Werner Rachtman | You said it was in a tavern. Long story short, we hear a story too good to be true it ain't. Her hand closes around what's inside and she glances at Landa with a look of sudden terror, Bridget slowly pulls out the shoe she lost in the tavern firefight from Landa's coat pocket, Bridget hands over the shoe, and Landa slips it neatly onto her foot, showing it fits perfectly, Landa aggressively grabs Bridget by the throat, throws her off the chair and violently strangles her to death, He leaves. Lt. Aldo Raine: What are we talking about? : Well, let's just say she got what she deserved. [in German] Michael Zimmerman: [after a pause] Quite frankly, watchin' Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to goin' to the movies. Nope. | Tarantino wrote and directed this WWII film with a lot of Tarantino-centric aesthetic elements as well as humour. [trying to speaking Italian in an attempt to fool Landa to keep up his cover as an Italian actor] Major Dieter Hellstrom: Action & adventure 2009 2 hr 32 min English audio CC Buy Brad Pitt takes no prisoners in Quentin Tarantino's high-octane WWII revenge fantasy Inglourious Basterds. He beats German soldiers with a club. [to Frederick] Sgt. Lt. Aldo Raine: : Gorlami. Col. Hans Landa Bridget von Hammersmark Monsieur LaPadite, while I'm very familiar with you and your family, I have no way of knowing if you are familiar with who I am. [in German] : I don't wish to be your friend. : Well, now Werner, that's where you're wrong, because that's exactly what I expect. : I guess so. And your occupation before the war? Lt. Aldo Raine: Cpl. : If they're still there, and if they're still alive, and that's one big "If", there ain't no way you gonna take them boys without setting off them bombs. Lt. Archie Hicox: The one they call "the Bear Jew" is a golem! Lt. Aldo Raine They bite people. Are you aware of the job I've been ordered to carry out in France? You know somethin', Utivich? Am I German? Hans, you embarrass me. Col. Hans Landa: Tell me, Aldo, if I were sitting where you're sitting, would you show me mercy? And that don't sit well with us. Lt. Aldo Raine: But I'm aware that ain't practical, I mean at some point you're gonna hafta take it off. Pfc. And the German won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. If a rat were to walk in here right now, as I'm talking, would you greet it with a saucer of your delicious milk? : How 'bout you, Utivich? Hugo Stiglitz: Lt. Aldo Raine Bridget von Hammersmark So you're "the Jew Hunter". Master SGT. Drink? : : Why not? Says he's gonna hug his momma. Yeah, I was just thinking that. Lt. Archie Hicox: [translates into German]. Bridget von Hammersmark: Col. Hans Landa: You know, Lieutenant, you're getting pretty good at that. Can you do it? Col. Hans Landa: Lt. Archie Hicox: Inglourious Basterds is a movie directed by Quentin Tarantino about World War II, starring Brad Pitt, Melanie Laurent, Christoph Waltz, and Eli Roth to name a few. You're no more German than that scotch. The Germans being there was either a trap set by me or a tragic coincidence. What kind of deal? Bridget von Hammersmark Finding people is my specialty so naturally I work for the Nazis finding people, and yes some of them were Jews. That's a bingo! In Quentin Tarantino's Inglourious Basterds, Hans Landa speaks English, German, French, and Italian fluently. Least of all, by tomorrow night. Col. Hans Landa: The other looks odd. [seeing Shosanna dressed up for the premiere] I love rumors! Bridget von Hammersmark Sgt. This is good. A damn good detective. [after brief pause] I'm a detective. However, all I have to do is pick up this phone right here, inform the cinema, and your plan's kaput. Get me someone on the other end of that radio with the power of the pen to authorize my, let's call it, the terms of my conditional surrender, if that tastes better going down. Aldo the Apache and the Little Man? : Lt. Aldo Raine: He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar, he looks everywhere he would hide. Yes. Werner Rachtman Marcel: : We just wanted to say we're a big fan of your work. [in Italian] I'M A GERMAN, YOU IDIOT! : What's going to happen, Major you're going to stand up and walk out that door with us. I'm not talking about that. Lt. Aldo Raine: Bridget von Hammersmark: [He leaves. "Aldo the Apache" and "the Little Man"? You said it was in a tavern. Lt. Aldo Raine So you're "Aldo the Apache". The Germans being there was either a trap set by me or a tragic coincidence. In fact, about a third of the film is non-English and is subtitled. # hand # delicious # italian # gesture # inglourious basterds They let me go. Col. Hans Landa: If you are so desperate for a French girlfriend, I suggest you try Vichy. My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. The best GIFs are on GIPHY. Bridget von Hammersmark Col. Hans Landa Lt. Aldo Raine [in German] However all I have to do is pick up this phone right here, inform the cinema, and your plan's kaputt. Lt. Aldo Raine I think this just might be my masterpiece! He *was* in the film, and his brother *is* far more handsome than he. Fuck a duck! Adolf Hitler A detective. Nazi ain't got no humanity. And I love you. Monsieur LaPadite, to both your family and your cows I say: Bravo. Smithson Utivich: Col. Hans Landa: Say it for me once please? Please tell me what you've heard? Rats were the cause of the bubonic plague, but that's some time ago. A damn good dectective. Yet not only does he survive, he thrives. [puts his hand over his heart] Col. Hans Landa: General Ed Fenech: Pfc. Lt. Aldo Raine: We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. But stay alert outside. This being your house, I ask your permission to switch back to English for the remainder of the conversation. When they reach their places, they see that it's in the middle of the seats, between several Generals. That's why any and every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die. You see, we like our Nazis in uniform. Thank you. What's next? She chose the spot. Major Dieter Hellstrom: : You know somethin', Utivich? Omar Ulmer: I don't speak Italian. Mir scheint, da fehlt jemand. "That's a bingo? Lt. Aldo Raine Bridget von Hammersmark What's next? [to Aldo] Lt. Aldo Raine Yeah, where is that exactly? You get that for killin' Jews? [Hans pulls out a very large pipe five times the size of Perrier's]. With less seats it makes the event more exclusive. [reacts in disgust] Lt. Aldo Raine: Hugo Stiglitz: : "That's a bingo?". He moves closer to Butz as Butz removes his cap to show a large swastika-shaped scar on his forehead]. Germans would and did notice it. I have no interest in such things. Lt. Aldo Raine Inglourious Basterds isn't the only hit action movie that Sisu revives, as the road chase battles, female hostages-turned-warriors, and minimal dialogue in favor of letting actions speak calls . Impressive. But there's so many places it would never occur to a hawk to hide. Do you control the nicknames your enemies bestow on you? Lt. Aldo Raine [Aldo is carving a swastika into Private Butz's forehead] YES, SIR! Lt. Aldo Raine Col. Hans Landa: You didn't say the goddamn rendezvous was in a fuckin' basement. Now, take your wiener schnitzel lickin' finger and point out on this map what I want to know. Now, as far as your paesanos, Sergeant Donowitz and Private Omar Col. Hans Landa: Oblige him! Major Dieter Hellstrom: Bridget von Hammersmark: Your outfit was ambushed and you got away! : Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to here you say that. Seeing as how I may be rapping on the door momentarily Lt. Archie Hicox: If you can assist me with answers, my department can close the file on your family. But, I digress. You want to prove they're flesh and blood? [Raine and Utvich grin sardonically as the credits roll]. So you're the Jew Hunter. You didn't say the goddamn rendezvous was in a fuckin' basement. [picks up his glass of scotch] The only people who should be allowed in the room are the people who will be moved by the exploits on the screen.